We ain't afraid of no ghosts...

If only we could truly say 'I ain't afraid of no ghost'... 

We cower behind cushions when we're watching horror films, we look over our shoulder when we're walking in the dark and we find things that go bump in the night to be somewhat unnerving.

So Instead of scary stories this Halloween, we are sharing our favourite spooky jokes.

 

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away her ‘w’.

 

What’s a ghosts favourite chat up line?
Hey BOOtiful.

 

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A necktarine.

 

What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?

They suck!

 

Ok Dracula, so maybe we will leave comedy to the professionals and we’ll stick to pulling pints, but we promise they get funnier the more drinks you have! Come and join us tonight for live music and acoustic covers from Idle Hans and feel free to dress up if you want to... our bar staff will be suitably costumed for what's set to be a frightfully fun-filled evening.

 Happy Halloween from all of us here at The Bowgie! Mwa ha ha ha (That’s our evil laugh)